Tactical Chef Apron by ThinkGeek
A seasoned outdoor chef attempts to prepare for all external variables. But it’s an impossible feat. The prep tray overflows with spatulas, BBQ forks, tongs, brushes, thermometers, spices, plates, and of course, beer. A chef’s space is an overcrowded one, to say the least, but every tool is essential to the mission. They were dark times; summer afternoons littered with burnt meats and overly charred vegetables. Standing at a grill fixated on cooking — on creating! — was an impossible task. You had to depend on the kindness of friends and family to run and retrieve things you had forgotten in the kitchen. A quick grab for the tongs could mean spilling your beer. The spice was flowing… on the ground when you dropped it. That was, until the Tactical Apron was born. Emblazoned with the title CHEF and equipped with a MOLLE system, you’ll feel like a Soldier of Beef! The Tactical Apron is not intended for use in combat against anything other than a grill or smoker. It will not prevent injury from shrapnel, bullets, Pokemon, or other projectiles.
Product Features
- Real MOLLE system for holding everything a Grill Master needs
- 2 large pouches and 3 smaller pouches; Front and back removable Velcro patch
- Perfect for storing condiments, grilling utensils, salt / pepper… and your phone
- Adjustable side strap for the perfect fit
- Materials: 100% Cotton
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I would give it 5 Star except one fatal flaw… This product is AWESOME. It’s an awesome gift for any macho dude or police officer or really any guy. Everything about it is unique. It looks and feels very authentic and has all sorts of accessory holders. Spice “cartridge” pouches, etc.However, you can’t order customized replacement patches via any automated or online service because these awesome guys that designed this were total knuckleheads for a millisecond. They put the hook-n-loop on the patch and not on the apron…
This is one cool apron for those of us that enjoy Tactical. This is an absolutely amazing apron. It is comfortable soft cotton and care should be taken around open flames but it looks cool. It fits well and is fully adjustable for my size. 5′ 7″, 165 with a middle age paunch. The back extends to the waist line while the front extends about 8″ below the waistline. Excellent finish to the fabric and the pouches are an awesome addition. There’s plenty of room to add MOLLE gear if you want, however, if you want to add personalized patches, the…
This was a Christmas present and I LOVE it. I do a lot of grilling and smoking, and I am a veteran. So this satisfies my love for all things grilling and tacticool!The pouches are well designed and the Molle system allows me to move pouches and add more using this flexible mounting platform.It is well made, with heavy stitching. I am a big guy and it fits fine. The only odd thing is that the velcro patch is not the normal hook and loop on the patch but on the apron…